Choco Bugs!

What would you think if I gave you a box of chocolate bugs? If you gave me one, I'd probably jump for joy! Which reminds me, I ate a bug the other day in front of a bunch of friends. They said they wanted to see me do it. Guess what? They all said,"EWE!" I know strange, huh? But then again, I'm strange, too.

Recipe for Chocolate Bugs:

1. Buy or catch some grasshoppers and cook for 10 seconds (cook longer if not dead)
2. If you have a chocolate fountain, you know what to do. If you don't, try this: heat chocolate in a pan until it's melted very well.
3. Grab a fork and dip in chocolate. Wrap in box and send to friends, family, etc..

Grasshopper Recipe

The Bug's Patented Gourmet Grasshopper Recipe

1. Catch grasshopper
2. Microwave for 20 seconds
3. Eat grasshopper with gusto!
   

Don't try this at home if you don't like shrimp or if you use Bug spray!